The “break-up lines post”:http://www.brown.edu/Departments/Philosophy/tar/Archives/002593.html continues to be by far the biggest attraction on this page. So I guess it is natural that someone should try and remedy the severe depression this seems to be unleashing with “philosophical pick-up lines”:http://www.cassetteradio.com/useandmisuse/2004_03_01_useandmisuse_archive.html#108077576819375458. I’m not sure it’s natural that the someone turned out to be Allan, but the world is a strange place some days. His commentators don’t seem to be having much luck with generating lines so far though, so head over and leave a few suggestions.

Bonus points: Lines you’ve actually used. Double bonus points: Lines that actually worked. Triple bonus points: Lines that you did use, and didn’t work, but which you can convince people did work.