The post below isn’t meant to be entirely serious. But I think the position it defends is more plausible than a lot of people take it to be. I thought Ehring’s arguments that the standard arguments for ‘dualism’ (as I naturally call the view that there are two people where really one exists) were ineffective looked correct. So I thought I should have a crack at writing positive arguments for the view that fission leads to bilocation. The arguments aren’t the most compelling ever created, but they’re better than some I’ve written.