So I was reading through “Allan Hazlett’s”:http://www.cassetteradio.com/hazlett/papers.html paper on “impossible worlds”:http://www.cassetteradio.com/hazlett/twoarguments.pdf and I was struck by one of the passages from Dave Eggers he quoted.
bq.. He was such a skinny kid when he was little, always looked smaller, just amazing, in the pool, in the ocean, a beautiful stroke. I try for a second, something to do, to time my breaths with his, watching his chest rise and fall, the rest of his body immobile, the hands in fists, the hands tied down, as the color continues to drain I watch the stupid [
] asshole sleep.
Then he gets up. He is awake and he is standing, and pulling the tubes from his mouth, from his arms, the nodes and electrodes, barefoot. I jump.
Jesus [
] Christ. What are you doing?
[Screw] it.
What do you mean, [screw] it?
I mean, [screw] it, asshole. Im leaving.
What?
Screw it, Im not going to be a[n] anecdote in your stupid book.”
p. Now that’s not quite “what Eggers wrote”:http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0375725784/ref=sib_aps_pg/002-0426123-8953628?%5Fencoding=UTF8&keywords=anecdote%20in%20your%20stupid%20book&p=S08V&checkSum=C4GcysICIPWMgwtHqtHZr%252FaMJFICw7Wcwswk%252B55DVW4%253D. Many would say that what Eggers wrote isn’t really acceptable discourse in a philosophy paper. So then what are one’s options. As I see it, there are basically four options.
# Quote Eggers completely.
# Replace some letters with !@#$ or ****
# Bowdlerise, as Allan did.
# Use a different quote for the example.
I think my rough preference ranking here is 2, 4, 1, 3, but I don’t have any good argument for that. I just think screwing with what someone wrote just because it doesn’t match the sensibilities of _your_ target audience isn’t really right.
Anyway, the philosophical point Allan is making here is interesting. He wants to argue that nothing can be both a fictional character and a real person.
bq. John realized he was a character in a book, and didnt like the way he was being treated by the author. _Realize_ is factive, so it was also true in this fictional scene that John was a character in a book. But on Lewis-style accounts, it seems, this is impossible. There is no possible world where it is told as _fact_ that John realized he was a character; there is simply no world where it is true that John is a character in _A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius_, save (in a sense) the actual world … One and the same thing cannot be treated as factual and fictional at the same time by the same person.
Well that last line isn’t quite right because of the old examples of real people turning up in fictions. Most stories I write include real people. All the characters in the stories in “this post”:http://tar.weatherson.org/archives/001079.html are real, though none of them really did the things I attribute to them. So Allan’s claim needs to be qualified a little to be true.
Still, there’s a sense in which what he’s getting at seems true. It certainly feels right that “Six Characters in Search of an Author”:http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0486299929/ref=nosim/caoineorg-20 is an impossible fiction. (And maybe I should use that fact in my stuff on resistance.) But clarifying just what that sense is turns out to be a little tricky I think. (My next example involves quite a few *major* plot spoilers for “Atonement”:http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/038572179X/ref=nosim/caoineorg-20 so it’s going below the fold.)
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